This is for the two commenters who said they'd read such a diary even though I warned them it would be utterly banal hahahahaha.

Dear Kinja: I had two bookings tonight. The first was an elderly man in a roach motel. The second was a slightly less elderly man in a fancy city hotel.

Booking #1 was meant to start at 7.30 pm but he finally called me at 7.23 to ask whether we were still on. It turns out that when I said the booking was at 7.30 he decided that meant that's when he'd start leaving his place for our rendezvous at Motel de Roache. I was tempted to cancel out of pique but hey I need the money.

Barely had I pulled up in the car park a door opened and a spindly little elderly man clad only in a towel stood for all the world to see calling out "CURIOUS SQUID IN THIS ROOM ITS ME". I ran over. All in all it was a slightly trying 70-odd minutes. I don't fake orgasms most of the time because I'm lousy at it, and he was very disappointed I didn't have one because the last girl he saw said she was the most amazing lover she'd ever had. He would book her for whole nights and they'd have dinner and drinks and she'd murmur about how lucky she was that she'd be getting to fuck his brains out later that night.

Upon roundabout questioning I was able to discern this previous regular girl was the sort who could charge over two grand for a night's work, so I'm guessing he was getting a generally much higher quality performance from her than he was from me at let's say around 10% of that. He expressed interest in seeing me again for a full night girlfriend experience. I think I could get away with charging several hundred dollars for it but am going to have to have a long hard think about whether it will be Truly Worth It. As in I know of course it is, and I'm just going to have to get over myself.

He spent most of the booking pawing at me and only proceeded to penetrative sex in the last 10 minutes. Some just want to jump your bones straight away and are happy for you to leave right after. Others want the full time allocated, so you just smile and deal with it. As we were chatting at first he explained that he actually preferred "mature ladies" over "young girls". Because young girls, apparently, "don't know how to fuck". And what is a mature woman? 25. We both agreed the motel wasn't very good. He hadn't been there before and said he wouldn't again.

Booking #2 was fine, and in a very nice hotel I haven't been in before. He said he was in a fairly strained marriage and that this was the first time he'd had full sex in nearly a year. (You have to take anything a client says with a pinch of salt, but I guess you wouldn't make this sort of thing up.) He also said he'd like to see me regularly when he's in town. I wouldn't be getting paid as much but I'd take regular assignations with him over the other dude. It was much less mentally exhausting, although more taxing physically as he was the size of a giant and therefore a little challenging to navigate around.

No bookings yet for the weekend. I have a feeling it will be a slow week, but thatz okay as last week was pretty good.